Zoe DeFreitas (b. 2011)
My oatmeal’s running away!
Oh no oh no! I think my blueberries are starting to decay!
This is bad, my raspberries have turn to clay!
My Snickers are thinner than Lay’s!
Please help me, I miss my toppings dearly.
Obviously it was the Food Snatchers, did I say it clearly?
Zoe DeFreitas (b. 2011)
My favorite magical books!
Please don’t outlook my magical books! They’re not for sale!
I hate getting offers for them in my magic mail!
I would never sell my magic books!
They help me get ready - I want to keep my magic looks!
Zoe DeFreitas (b. 2011)
I love to shop!
I love to buy my mops!
I love to buy flip flops!
I love to buy decorative rocks!
I love to buy socks!
I’m not rather picky!
Zoe DeFreitas (b. 2011)
Rice and beans!
Don’t you know what that means?
Rice and beans!
I want to keep my lawn clean.
Rice and beans!
Other places smell like smelly socks.
Rice and Beans!
Now come on down to
Rice and Beans!
Zoe DeFreitas (b. 2011)
Notes On Boats!
Will they float?
I want to watch it on TV while eating my oats!
Notes On Boats!
Please grab the remote!
I would like to vote for
Notes On Boats!
Ah man, you lost the remote?
Grab my coat!
We’re going to buy a new remote!
So I can watch
Notes On Boats!
Zoe DeFreitas (b. 2011)
Help!
My clay is on a rampage!
It’s locked me in a cage!
Ah!
It smells like smelly socks in here.
I might be here for another 2 years!
My clay!
It’s clearly not okay.
It’s currently repeating
“You will pay, you will pay!”
My cats are being louder than birds in the month of May!
Oh no!
My clay took my coffee!
I wish I had traded my magical clay for 3 pieces of magical toffee!
Zoe DeFreitas (b. 2011)
The ground’s running away from me!
The ceiling’s running a race
The dog meowed
The squirrel plowed
Somehow, my sweater went to a noodle place named Kapow!
How, how, things are not normal.
Next time I shouldn’t go to the mayor’s house, it’s anything but formal!
